Who is Mayor Lou Barletta?
Friday, July 16th, 2010Every day, this site gets lots of hits from people who are looking for more information on Mayor Lou Barletta. Believe it or not, there are still lots and lots of people who have no idea who he is, what he does, or why he’s so controversial. For people who don’t follow local and State politics all that closely (of which there are many), Lou Barletta isn’t a name that they are familiar with. For those of you who may not know who Lou Barletta is, or for those of you who are just beginning to follow this political race, this post is for you.
Lou Barletta is the mayor of Hazleton, PA. He was first elected in 1999 and has held the position ever since. In 2002, Barletta ran for Congress, seeking to unseat Rep. Paul Kanjorski (D) in the 11th Congressional District of PA. Barletta lost that race by a large margin. It didn’t help that during this election, Barletta was strongly in favor of privatizing Social Security and putting it at the mercy of the stock market. Paul Kanjorski kept his seat in the US House of Representatives and Mayor Barletta, much to his dismay, kept his seat as Mayor of Hazleton. While Kanjorski got to go work in Washington D.C. and rub shoulders with the US political elite, Barletta had to go back to his hometown of Hazleton, which was struggling with massive debt and a sagging economy.
In 2006, Barletta was still mayor of Hazleton. He liked the job well enough, but Barletta wanted more. He wanted to be famous. He wanted all of the cable news shows to be talking about him and how awesome he was. This would be hard, Barletta knew, because he was 1.) Mayor of a run down, debt straddled city and 2.) Was not awesome. Barletta had a plan though. Knowing that everyone loves a good publicity stunt (especially those cable news shows that Barletta loved so much), he decided to pass a law making English the official language of Hazleton. Additionally, this law would also require anyone renting or working in Hazleton to register with the local courthouse, showing multiple forms of identification. Barletta called this publicity stunt the “Illegal Immigration Relief Act.”
As Barletta predicted, the cable news shows tripped over themselves to get interviews with Lou Barletta, the whack-job mayor of some small PA city. Barletta claimed that his “Illegal Immigration Relief Act” was a response to an “illegal immigrant crime wave” that was sweeping over his city. Problem was, though, that there was no crime wave. Barletta soon found himself sitting in court, where he forced to answer questions about his little publicity stunt. No, Barletta was forced to admit under oath, there really was no “crime wave”. In fact, less than one percent (.25%) of all crime committed in Hazleton over a five year period was attributed to illegal immigrants. And that data came straight from the Hazleton Police Department. Very quickly, as expected, Lou Barletta’s “Illegal Immigration Relief Act” was deemed unconstitutional by a Federal judge. Once again, Lou Barletta had to shuffle back to Hazleton, defeated and humiliated.
In 2008, Barletta was still mayor of Hazleton, much to his dismay, and decided that once again, he would seek the bright lights of Washington. Again, Barletta ran against Paul Kanjorski. This time, however, Barletta believed he had an advantage over the long-time incumbent. Due in large part to his fifteen minutes of fame on those always-classy cable news shows, Barletta believed that he could fashion himself as a political rock star. In Barletta’s mind, he was the Lady Gaga of politics. “Mayor Lou”, as he was calling himself now, was indeed a minor celebrity. Loving the concept of the “Illegal Immigration Relief Act”, Barletta was being endorsed for Congress by David Duke, one of the nation’s leading racists and long-time member of the KKK’s senior leadership. With that kind of backing, Barletta figured, it would be impossible to lose this election. NEXT STOP: VICTORY, FAME, GLORY, AND A CONGESSMAN’S PAYCHECK!!!!!!
Barletta lost that election, too. Despite the backing of his Ku Klux Klan friends, and all of the face time he was getting on the cable news channels, Barletta still came up short. Back in the Mayor’s Mansion in Hazleton (which Barletta had now, out of boredom, fashioned into a Batcave), Barletta sat brooding. Is this all Barletta would ever amount to? The bumbling mayor of some near-bankrupt town? Lou Barletta was meant to be Lady Gaga, not some crack-pot, joke of a mayor. But what to do, what to do? Clearly, if Lou was going to hit the big time, he would have to try something new. Something different. SOMETHING BOLD!
So now, again, Mayor Lou Barletta is running for Congress, seeking to unseat Paul Kanjorski. Because this has worked so well for him before, I guess. So this is where we are now. Lou Barletta is running for Congress. At this point, it’s gotten really awkward, watching Lou Barletta run around, telling people how awesome he is, and why he should be elected to Congress. If there was any sense of humanity or mercy in politics, Barletta would have been put down by now. However, like a crazed, fame-seeking reality TV show star, Barletta continues to dance his dance and sing his song, hoping that this time he won’t get voted off the Island and will become the next American Idol. Or become a Congressman. Whichever comes first.
Obviously, I don’t think Lou Barletta should be elected to Congress. In my mind, someone who has run a city into the dirt and who has been endorsed the the KKK is not someone who we want sitting in the halls of Congress, voting on things that affect all of us. That’s why I set up this website over two years ago. The United States Congress is not a reality show. Barletta is highly unqualified for the position and, actually, his resume screams “DON’T ELECT ME! I’LL SCREW ALL OF YOU!” Lou Barletta is a failure of a mayor and a joke of a candidate. Lou Barletta should not be elected to the United States Congress.
See also: Barletta Campaign Finances Still a Disaster
-Dan Cheek
www.StopLouBarletta.com
StopLouBarletta@gmail.com






